EMERGENCY

Did anyone else cry when they read that Miley Cyrus smokes salvia like a champ?

Well now that you think I have emotions, let me just say, I don't. Not with this topic at least. What the hell, Miley??? Your fans are smaller than the plant you're trippin' on!! I'm surprised that her dad seems to think he has no control over her. He should downright know that by now. I'm also not surprised that Disney has said not a peep on this whole thing. It seems that when they are in support of a star in trouble they know everything to say, but when their stars are falling out of the sky, they do nothing but distance themselves from the star until they fizzle out. Miley, they're ending your show, and your songs are marketed to Europe. Disney hates you.

This is just another cool way I plan on expanding this blog.

What the hell, this is so freaking cool. I can publish from Word! I have to tell the team-to-bees about this!

I thought it would be cool to have a leaf that makes little leaf babies...

So I just saw this thing that literally is a leaf that has little leaf babies over time. Thought it would be cool to share. Off to eat food, check back often for these insignificant but (in my mind) awesome posts. http://www.gardeningoncloud9.com/200906/miracle-leaf-kalanchoe-pinnata/

Ok so this is just a test post to make sure all of my settings work. You all can ignore this.

So this was shown to me by the same friend in my last post.

this is the funniest thing ever. and creepiest.
By the way, I don't feel like getting sued so lemme just say I don't own Flapjack, just love it. Yadda yadda yadda I have no rights to it yadda yadda........OK enjoy!

Elizabeth Edwards and Mark Madoff had something unfortunate in common.

I'm sure many believe that they deserved better than the wrongdoings that were done to them, and the untruths told to them. They're in a better place and my thoughts are with their families. I'm sorry for the losses and I hope that the untimely deaths of both of these individuals will inspire more to do the right thing in their lives, lest such tragedies happen in vain.

My close friend just asked me to write about Cataclysm, so here it goes. Worgen rock, Alliance still sucks, don't think this makes us like you more. I'll bet with the fourth expansion the Alliance will have messed something up and the Worgen will trade factions. I called it.

So I was laughing at Ann Coulter like I normally do, WHEN...

I realized, holy mother of fallopian tubes, someone has rendered her speechless!!! If only someone could do that repeatedly so that she could never utter a single idiotic phrase, I'm sure many would be better off to acquire their 'news' in peace. And probably from Glenn Beck.
Oh well, at least it's not Bill O'Reilly.

In other news, I intend on conducting this blog with a constant sense of urgency, which is why I have empoyed several digital fish to ensure none of you die from brain overload.

So most of that was a lie, I do not have the authority to employ digital fish. I think the only person who does is Al Gore. He technically invented them after all.

What I mean by a sense of urgency is simply that when I write about current issues I like to think that their severity is enough to motivate action to lead to a better solution. That is not always the case, which is why I'm sure Obama still wears mom jeans with he thinks no one is looking. Not because they're comfortable, but because it's hard to have time to shop when your large amount of massive-scale action is covering the asses of most of America.

Gilbert Gottfried at the Roast of David Hasselhoff comes into head, where he masterfully links Seth McFarlane's rear end to the Simpsons. Of course that's the clean version, but it was too funny to type, as one of those things that easily loses in translation, as if his voice alone was not one of those things.

My point here is simply to further explain my motivations for this blog. It is intended for all who can read and understand at the same time, and for those who can't there is always Weenie Hut Jr.

This is going to suck.

Wow, I bet you all think I was talking about this post, huh? Swallow your pride, America, I was talking about World of Warcraft. And in part the fact that about ten people have asked me why I chose a chemistry theme for a blog that clearly is not about chemistry. First hint? What was I talking about up there in sentence one? World of Warcraft. This is the obligatory first post that ultimately makes no sense and is possibly the worst reflection for the blog as a whole. I made it to simply publish my thoughts in a way that makes them visible and inevitably useless to all, if not most. But hey, it's fun. Maybe I'll get a follower.