This is where I tell everyone about myself, ya? Okay, so I’m Amy and I’ll be your hipster this evening. I know, I know. The first rule of hipsters is you don’t call yourself a hipster. The thing is, I know there's indisputable proof for being one and hipsters just don't want to be hipsters because "hipster" gets a bad rep. I dress like a thrift store threw up on me, I have one of those bitchin’ fur hats with the ear flaps, I like obscure photos of strange things, I’d save my record collection before myself in a fire, you take one look at me and go “I bet that chick would call my favorite band ‘mainstream’ and say it sucks”. That assumption isn’t too far off, actually. For a while I didn’t listen to a band because I deemed them ‘mainstream’. But, you see reader, I’m also part dude. I LOVE football, paintball, skateboarding, video games such as Halo and CoD, and my favorite movies are Fight Club and V for Vendetta. All real action-y shit. I also have a lot more than just a girl crush on Katy Perry. But, wait, there’s more! I like to sing, dance, act, and play guitar/piano and I am obsessed with Marine Biology. I mean obsessed. Yeah, that’s about it. And so, I guess we’ve come to the point where I tell you what I’ll be contributing. I’m going to be criticizing pop-culture (with concentrations in music and fashion). But, I mean REALLY criticizing, like a critic. I’m going to take things and dissect them, not always in a bad way. If I think an album is good or I like a designer’s new line, I’ll tell you. My guess is I’ll be the most serious one here, but I’ll try to inject some humor into my dull seriousness.
Stay classy, readers, because I sure as hell am not.
